Showing posts with label Kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kids. Show all posts

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Your kid might be right

Every time Andrew gets sick and requires medication, he balks when it comes time to take it. My friend Tammy's little girl does the same. She's still little enough that they can pry her mouth open and make her take it. But Andrew is already 5' 3" and 170+ lbs. There is not much I could physically make him do. Especially take medicine. I have to use the coax, beg, bargain and bribe method. A little while ago I found out why little kids don't like medication. "It tastes like shit" to quote my son, after a dose of Nyquil.

I suffer from acid reflux. Probably something worse but that is what I'll call it. Usually I take Nexium and it's all good. I ran out of it the other day and not really thinking, I hadn't asked my doctor for a refill. I must say that stuff really works. After yesterday's events, we got home and somewhere around 9 or 10, I got hungry. Ham biscuits just weren't enough to keep my stomach happy. Steve wasn't hungry so I fixed myself some chili. Truth be told, I had crackers and cheese with some chili somewhere mixed in. We go to bed, I'm fat and happy and ready to sleep.

As I open my eyes, I hope and pray there is some sort of wastebasket or something of the kind near me. (Luckily there was) It's 1 a.m. and the chili has come back to haunt me. Not only was it haunting me, it was fricken' harassing me. I find some Pepto Bismol tablets in the medicine cabinet and go back to sleep. 3 a.m. it comes back for Round 2. By 5 a.m., I cannot longer stand it and I have to go get something over the counter. Luckily, Walmart is 2 minutes away and open 24/7. I sorta kinda get Steve awake enough to let him know where I'm going and head out. Luckily, no freaks to report, I guess 5 a.m. is too late for them.

I get back here and chug some Maalox straight from the bottle. It immediately comes back out. I look at the bottle and it's Mixed Berry. Who in the hell is in charge of marketing this crap? Is putting a horrible flavor in it supposed to make it taste better or leave a better after taste? I know it's very chalky when there is no flavor and I think I can handle that better. What happened to the mint flavor? At least it tasted like toothpaste.

So next time your kid doesn't want to take their medicine, you might want to smell it or even put a small amount on your tongue. I don't think kids are trying to get out of it because it is "good" for them; I think it just tastes so horrible they don't want to keep the taste in their mouth until it's time for the next dose.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

My Baby is coming home!!

I just got the best phone call. My God-Daughter, Jaye, is coming home to Tammy!!

WOO HOO. The whore is in jail where she belongs and my baby girl is on her way back where she belongs!!


Oh yeah, Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!

Thursday, October 5, 2006

Cheap Thrills at the Playground

NO, no good smut this time around. Me and the kid went to the playground tonight, we had a good time. He wanted to take the camera, so I brought it and got some pretty good pictures of him. He's such a ham for the camera. How can one kid have 10 different personalities???

On to the cheap thrill, Andrew pushed me on the merry-go-round for a long time. Now how cool is that? Have your 8 year old push you rather than you having to follow along behind him? I have the best kid in the world. As long as the duct tape don't fall off, we have a blast together. Anyway, I laid down & looked up at the sky as he spun me around, and when I sat up, whew hoo, head rush.

So that was my day, considering it started out really shitty and last night wasn't a picnic either, tonight turned out great.

So, for the first time in over a week, I was happy. I mean like don't need a man to make me feel happy, happy. And that felt good.