Reason Why I Shouldn't Talk To Tammy Until 2 a.m.
1. It seems we get into too much trouble. It's a good thing we don't live close, 'cause the neighbors would throw our asses out. By the way, to whoever listened to that recording, umm, sorry, I'm sure you really didn't want to hear our plots of revenge. Or about our cherries...lol.
2. We are some mean, spiteful bitches when together. And damnit, it feels good to be able to talk shit about the ex's.
3. Drunk dialing is not a good thing. If you didn't get a phone call, consider yourself lucky, she didn't know your phone ... BTW, I only instigate. And damnit, I'm good at it.
4. I am expected to be a mommy in less than 4 hours.
Ok, end of the rambling...
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